That Ain't Right...

A shout-out to the fashion faux pas and unseemly snafus plaguing our world today!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Orange you glad your skin doesn't look like this??

It's true that I loathe UT's new head coach Bruce Pearl. I know he's done great things for Tennessee's men's basketball program, but when you grow up a die-hard UK fan, it's an impossible task to cheer for UT. That said, I appreciate Bruce's enthusiasm and how he's gotten the students and fans more involved in the game. I even think the orange blazer he dons for big games is a nice touch. However, I would venture to say that our Rocky-Top-ridden coach is dipping into the self-tanner a bit much, ala Charlize Theron at the Oscars a few years ago.

I mean, he pretty much Matches his blazer! On tv it looked even worse- and he looked 10 pounds heavier, but that's neither here nor there. I think it's pretty safe to say that self tanners work, and that they can be overused. My advice to Brucey would be to switch to a shade lighter, say perhaps a Vanderbilt Gold.