That Ain't Right...

A shout-out to the fashion faux pas and unseemly snafus plaguing our world today!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Man Boobies

Evening has fallen over the Sunshine State. I'm sitting among friends, waiting to board my plane in Tampa to take me home. Ashley and I are calling dibs on some attractive men sitting by us, when a gentleman walks by and takes a seat across from us. I do a double-take, as I realize that this man has not only a handlebar mustache, but his shirt flapping open in the wind, giving everyone within eyeshot full view of his man-titties.

One might think that this white trash redneck just got held up in security and then accidentally forgot to re-button his shirt. But no, he was proud of his mammaries, and when he spotted our group of lovely ladies, he started flirting with us from his seat. *gag* I'd be willing to bet he was flying back to Daytona...there are lots of his kind there...

Ashley watched in amusement as I sneakily snapped his picture. There's a reason why I carry my camera at all times, and this white trash redneck is a perfect example of why.