Man Boobies

Evening has fallen over the Sunshine State. I'm sitting among friends, waiting to board my plane in Tampa to take me home. Ashley and I are calling dibs on some attractive men sitting by us, when a gentleman walks by and takes a seat across from us. I do a double-take, as I realize that this man has not only a handlebar mustache, but his shirt flapping open in the wind, giving everyone within eyeshot full view of his man-titties.

One might think that this white trash redneck just got held up in security and then accidentally forgot to re-button his shirt. But no, he was proud of his mammaries, and when he spotted our group of lovely ladies, he started flirting with us from his seat. *gag* I'd be willing to bet he was flying back to Daytona...there are lots of his kind there...

Ashley watched in amusement as I sneakily snapped his picture. There's a reason why I carry my camera at all times, and this white trash redneck is a perfect example of why.