Full Moon in Franklin

There was a full moon in Franklin this afternoon, underneath the kiddie play area at Gentry's Farm.  This granola mama and her hippie husband must be so in touch with the earth that she feels completely in her element, being one with nature and letting it all hang out.  

Mind you, I spotted this woman before she ever crouched down, when her hippie backpack caused her shirt to hike up, exposing her entire lower back, and I thought, how does this lady not feel that her shirt is pulled up?, and then she goes and squats down, and not only is her back exposed, but her backside...

Yep, that's my darling little boy next to the perpetrator, blissfully unaware of the wardrobe malfunction crouching next to him.  Lady, this is a family establishment.  Undergarments and belts are your friends.  Now folks, that just ain't right.