Redneck Mary Kay

Sunday afternoon, I was driving home from church and rubbernecked when I saw this abomination sitting in the P.F. Chang's parking lot. Among the rows and rows of Lexus luxury sedans, sporty Range Rover SUVs, and the occassional mid-life-crisis-Honda NSX, stood this loud-and-proud HOT PINK Oldsmobile. In the land of the Cool Springs elite, this beauty was hard to miss.

Lately it seems as if there is a trend among That-Ain't-Righters of the world to commit heinous acts of That-Ain't-Rightness utilizing the color pink (see the previous blog entry). Maybe the justification is that pink is such a lovely color and will make any situation seem happy and carefree. Maybe it's because the color pink is so loud that one might not notice other flaws on display to the general public. Either way, the owner of this HOT PINK Oldsmobile wasn't gun shy with that can of spray paint.

There may afterall, be an explanation for why this HOT PINK Oldsmobile exists. I bet its owner is an independent Mary Kay salesperson who just hasn't been able to make the sales part of the equation happen yet. Who says that you have to be an overachiever in the Mary Kay empire to drive a Pink Cadillac???