World's Dumbest Homeowners

Several weeks ago, Lisa and I went to her cousin Chad's house for a party he and his roommates were hosting. Lisa and I were casually chatting up the hotties out on the back deck, when I looked through the glass sliding door and saw Chad & Co.'s security keypad on the opposite wall. Above the security keypad is the not-so-secret security code largely written and taped to the wall for all to see.

Now, at the sight of this, Lisa and I burst into giggles, and shouts of "That Ain't Right" soon followed.

Criminals, Robbers & Theives of the world: Your work has been done for you by these kind homeowners. They've kindly displayed their security code above their security keypad, so when you break into their home, you can prevent the po-po from spoiling your looting fun. Enjoy, compliments of Chad & Co!

Birds of a Feather

While at Keeneland on Sunday in Lexington, KY, I spotted these young, feathery fashionistas.

"What were they thinking??!!"

I'm glad you asked. I have a few theories.

Perhaps they were converted to hair bows from their deceased subsequently stuffed birds ("pretty bird") and were meant to be good luck charms for their racing bets? Or maybe they're still having their hair done at Club Libby Lu and thought these feathery flowers were all the rage. Personally I'd like to think that maybe they just lost a bet (and not the kind that's on a horse) and the consequences for losing were to don these hideous accessories out in public.